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Created:	12/26/1999
Category	Kannibaler
Language:	Engelsk

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by
cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that
now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you
in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to
build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze sword." The chief gives him a sword,
the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.

The Englishman says, "a pistol for me please." The chief gives him
a pistol, the Englishman points it at his head and says, "God save
the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork!" The chief is puzzled, but he
shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and
starts jabbing himself all over--the stomach, the sides, the chest,
everywhere. There is blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The
chief is appalled and asks, "My God, what are you doing?" And the
New Yorker responds, "So much for your canoe you stupid cannibal!