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Created:	12/26/1999
Category	Våben (& Sex)
Language:	Engelsk

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle.
He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The
clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good,
you can see my house all the way up on that hill". The man takes a look
through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the
clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the
house", the man replied. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and
looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says,
"Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take
these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick
off". The man takes another look through the scope, and says, "You
know what? I think I can do that with one shot?"
TB, EACD