Previous    Next

Created:	12/02/2002
Category	Druk
Language:	Engelsk

Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking.They left in the early morning
hours and went home their separate ways. The next day, they all met and
compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims
that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the
house. As soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.
"The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell I got into my car and wrapped
my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got
into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over,and burned the whole
house down!"
The room was silent for a moment.
Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't thinkyou
understand...Chunks is my dog."