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Created:	12/26/1999
Category	Pensonister
Language:	Engelsk

"Stop That!"


A rich old dowager was dining in a fine restaurant. Bending down
in her chair to get the something from her purse, she
accidentally farts quite loudly just as the waiter walks up.


Sitting up straight, embarrassed, red faced, and knowing that
everyone in the place heard her, she turns to the waiter and
regally demands, "Stop That!".


The waiter looks at her dryly and says "Sure, lady, which way is
it headed?"