Jokes: Priest in the village
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Created:
11/14/2003
Category
Priest
Language:
Engelsk
The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in
the hen house behind the parish rectory. He had a cock rooster and about ten
hens.
One Saturday night the cock rooster was missing and the priest suspected
that was about the time the cock fights occurred in the village. So, he decided
to do something about it at church the next morning.
At mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?" All the men
stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock
that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?"
All the altar boys stood up.
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