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Created:	05/18/2005
Category	Sex
Language:	Dansk

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money
between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the
butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said "Are
you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!" Murphy replied,
"Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he
immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamesons
Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble
we will be in? We haven't got any money!!" Murphy replied, with a
smile. "Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks.

Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go
on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went

berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub, getting more
and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus
said "Murphy - I don't think I can do any more o'this. I'm drunk and
me knees are killin'me!" Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the
sausage in the third pub."