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Created:	12/26/1999
Category	Apotekeren
Language:	Engelsk

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy
is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms.

The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and meets
his girlfriend at the door. "Oh I'm so excited for you to meet
my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10
minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after
20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend finally leans over
and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea
your father was a pharmacist.