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Created:	03/26/2002
Category	Ægteskabet
Language:	Engelsk

They were all getting married within a short time period.

Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sexlife would get started, she
made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on
how marial sex felt.

The first girl sent a card from Hawaii 2 days after the wedding.

The card said nothing but "Maxwell House". Mom was puzzled at first, but then
went to the kitchen and got out the Maxwell House can.

It said: "Good til the last drop". Mom blushed, but was pleased for her
daughter.

The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the
card read: "Benson & Hedges".

Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read from the
Benson & Hedges pack: "Extra long. King size".

She was again slightly embarrased but still happy for her daughter.

The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week,
nothing. Another week went by and still nothing.
Then after a whole month a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky
handwriting were the words "British Airways".

Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages
fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA.

The ad said: "3 times a day, 7 days a week, both ways".....