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Created:	11/14/2002
Category	Nonner
Language:	Engelsk

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.  They undress and step into
the showers before they realize they don't have any soap.  Father John says he
has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress.  He grabs two
bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers.  He is halfway
down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way.  Having no place to
hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.

The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.  The first nun suddenly
reaches out and pulls on his manhood.  Startled, he drops one bar of soap.  "Oh
look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser."  To test her theory, the
second nun also pulls on his manhood.  Sure enough he drops the other bar of
soap.  The third nun decides to have a go.  She pulls once, twice,  three,
four, five, six  times but nothing happens.  So she gives one last, despairing
tug then yells, "Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion!"