Previous    Next

Created:	11/25/2002
Category	Kvinder
Language:	Engelsk

The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by
two grim-faced policemen at his door.
"We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Wilkens, but we have some
information about your wife."

"Well, tell me!" the man said.

The policeman said, "We have some bad news, some good news and some really
great news. Which do you want to hear first?"

Fearing the worse, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."

So the policeman said, "I'm sorry to tell you sir, but this morning we found
your wife's body in San Francisco Bay."

"Oh my god!," said Mr. Wilkens, overcome by emotion. Then, remembering what the
policeman had said, he asked, "What's the good news?"

"Well," said the policeman, "When we pulled her up she had two five-pound
lobsters and a dozen good size Dungeoness crabs on her."

"If that's the good news than what's the great news?!", Mr. Wilkens demanded.

The policeman said, "We're going to pull her up again tomorrow morning."