Jokes: Fair play :)
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Created:
06/28/2002
Category
Partnere
Language:
Engelsk
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school
were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity to each other in 10th
grade. When they graduated, they wanted both to go to the same college but, the
girl was accepted to a college on the East Coast, and the guy went to a college
on the West Coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and to spend
anytime they could together.
As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and
when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed
her, she took days to return his messages.
Finally, she confessed to him that she wanted to date around. He didn't take
this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back
her love. She soon became very annoyed with his persistence and now with a new
boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.
So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her sucking her new
boyfriend's unmentionables and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note
reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone."
Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, he was
pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.
He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a
great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her
parents.
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