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Created:	05/18/2005
Category	Dyr
Language:	Engelsk

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the
breeding bulls exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a
sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The
wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50
times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign
attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife
gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a
week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen
and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull
mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly

broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY
learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was
with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to
stable and he should eventually make a full recovery.