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Created:	12/01/2002
Category	Actors
Language:	Engelsk

Jet Li walked into a pub in New York with his pal.

He says to his pal:
"Hey! That's Steven Spielberg over there! God, I wish he'll come
over to say "hi".

Spielberg suddenly walked over and gave the man a punch on the
nose.

Li: "Hey!! What is that for?!"

Spielberg : "You bloody Japanese killed my granddad when you bombed
Pearl Harbour!"

Li : "I'm not Japanese! I'm Chinese!"

Spielberg : "Chinese, Vietnamese, Japanese, you're all the
same!"

Spielberg walks back to the other side.

Then Jet Li calmly walks over to Spielberg and gives him a really
heavy punch on the face.

Spielberg : "Hey! What that's for..... !?!"

Li : "YOU BLOODY AS**OLE! YOU SANK THE TITANIC!"

Spielberg : "No, I didn't, an iceberg sank the Titanic!"

Li : "Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg, you're all the same!"