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Created:	12/26/1999
Category	Mænd
Language:	Engelsk

Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in the
middle of the ocean. They managed to inflate a rubber life raft
and grab a box of provisions before their ship slipped below the
surface. After floating under blazing heat for 6 days they ran
out of food and water.

On the 10th day, bleary eyed and half dead from heat, thirst and
starvation, they spotted a small object floating toward them in
the water.

As it drew near, they were ecstatic to find that it was an oil
lamp (the kind the genies come in). They grabbed the lamp and
rubbed it. "POOF" out popped a tired old genie who said,

"OK, so you freed me from this stupid lamp, yadda, yadda, yadda.
But hey, I've been doing this 3 wishes stuff for a long time now
and quite frankly, I'm burned out. You guys get only ONE wish
and then I'm OUTTA here. Make it a good one".

The first guy, without hesitation or thought blurted out, "Give
us all the beer we can drink for the rest of our lives!!!"

"Fine," said the genie, and he instantly turned the entire ocean
into beer.

"Great move Einstein!" said the second guy, slapping the first
guy in the head. "NOW we're gonna have to pee in the BOAT!"