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Created:	12/26/1999
Category	Kvinder
Language:	Engelsk

Once again the male staff will be offering courses to
women of any marital status.
Class size will be limited to 5 as course material may
prove to be difficult and require silence.
# Course title
101 Combating stupidity - a Guided Inner Journey
102 You Too Can Change the Mother Board
103 PMS - Learning to Keep Your Mouth Shut
104 How to Fill the Car
105 We Do Not Want Silly Woolen Socks for Christmas -
Give Us Jack Daniels, Playboy and Biker's Monthly
106 Understanding the Male Response to Your Headache Stunt -
Honesty for beginners
107 Wonderfull Laundry Techniques: Casino's and the Races
108 Parenting - Aggressions and Mud Are Good
109 Be a Wife - Learn How To Cook
110 How Not to Act Like an Asshole for Hours When You're obviously wrong
111 Parking - Even You Can Get it Right
112 Accepting Your Financial Incompetence
113 You - The Weaker Sex - (cancelled due to lack of participants)
114 Reassons to Give Compliments
115 How to Stay Awake During Sex
116 Natural Gasses, Learn to Love Them
117 Garbage - When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
118 Sex, 118A: You Too Can Learn to Enjoy It - If You Really Try
Sex, 118B: "Sahara Mornings - and How I Got Cured"
119 The Week-ends. An Introduction to Basic Wild Life ans Sports vocabulary
120 How to Put Your Mother-in-Law Down
121 How to Go Shopping Without a Credit Card
122 The Remote Control - Overcomming Your Dependency of Your Father (5 Weekends)
123 Helpfull Postural Hints for StripTeasing - and How To Be a Slut
124 How Not to Act Like a Mother in a Relationship
125 You Too Can Get Ther in Time
A) Basic Driving Skills
B) Be Freidns With the Clock (24 lessons)
126 Honest, You Don't Look Like Nastassia Kinski. Not Even Close
127 Changing Your Underwear
- a French Lace Shoppers Guide
128 The Attainable Goal - or Oral Liberation
Part One: Learn to Say or Even Shout the "F..." word. (Private lessons only)
129 Oral Liberation
Part Two: Introducing Shout, Fart and Swear Low Impact Aerobica.
Free Demovideo Avaiable. (Fully Booked)
130 Real Women Ask for Directions - Also when They're Lost in Traffic.
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Vitus. EACD
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